on Diets and Exercise
June 10, 2008
So.
I STILL haven’t started my exercise regimen. I’m the laziest bum ever. So lazy in fact, that I’m guilty of considering eating disorders…yes, unhealthy, blah. Sue me. I don’t know though, I think this weight loss thing is just gonna go reeeeeeeeeeeeally slowly. Here are my problems with eating disorders:
1 – Honestly, I can’t deal with bulimia. I don’t LIKE barfing. It feels horrible, and even though you feel marginally better after you do it…that good feeling is dimmed by the general messed-up-ness and stomach pain that goes along with a good ole round o’ puking. Not to mention the fact that over time it dissolves the enamel on your teeth…ew, not pretty.
2 – Anorexia….well…ana and I are NOT friends. Foooooood….I love food…fries, burgers, milkshakes, bammy, breadfruit, saltfish, potato chips, fried fish, ham, cheesecake, black forest cake, ALCOHOL….I can’t NOT eat, it’ll drive me crazy.
But exercise….it just irritates me….I NEED an mp3 player…desperately…without music, boredom overtakes me and I can’t do anything cuz I’m so bloody irritated…
